What’s Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? WATAAHHHHH! No Bruce Lee’s not in this movie. I know I should have waited to use that on a Bruce Lee review or at least a Ring of Fire review (the movie I stole that joke from). CHOP SOCKY! Chinese Super Ninja is 95% fighting, there are no less than 14 fight scenes in the movie. It kicked my ass 6 ways till Sunday and then fucked me and didn’t even get my phone number afterward! Ready to get your ass kicked? Let’s get on with this…   Chinese Super Ninja starts the way
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