MOE HIDES FROM THE RETRIEVERS   What’s the deal with secret military groups? Always training non stop in the backyard of some big mansion. Secretly kidnapping former members who try to publish a book about their secret dealings. Breaking into little girls birthday parties and killing their guests. I mean seriously, what is their deal? I’m glad anyone made it out alive from my unfortunate 7th birthday party, no one can resist the draw of a cold pool on a hot July weekend. Poor grandma, I miss her more and more every day. Shot right through the head.    
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